Monday, June 6, 2016

Monday.



If you follow MMA news, then you're probably aware that the UFC card this weekend was entertaining. Cue the keywords: explosive, impressive, pound for pound the best card named UFC 199. Dan Henderson beat Hector Lombard - with his elbow, not with his signature Mack truck fist. Michael Bisping is the new middleweight champion - the winner of a fight that he accepted on short notice after Chris Weidman suffered a neck injury and pulled out of his title rematch against Luke Rockhold. Let me reiterate: Michael Bisping KOed champ Luke Rockhold in the first round of a fight that he took on 17 days notice. 

By all rights, new and old fans alike were excited and did as they usually did: log on to Twitter and talk about the night's events. But intermingling with the talk of results and next matches and new champs was another big story - Ariel Helwani, photojournalist Esther Lin, and videographer Casey Leydon were thrown out of the arena and had their press credentials removed before the main event. Ariel is one of the most well-known sports journalists in the MMA community, while Lin and Leydon are also at the top of their professions. Pick one of your favorite pictures of any fighter from any event and there's a very large chance that Lin was behind the camera. Because the group is well-known and well-liked, Twitter blew up quickly with the news of their removal from the building, especially when it was announced that they were also banned for life from future UFC events. The reason? Ariel broke news of Brock Lesnar's return to fighting, as well as reporting on an upcoming McGregor/Diaz fight. Bleacher Report states that Dana White said Helwani can come to any UFC events that he wants to, but will not be given press credentials (which save journalists thousands of dollars in fees) as long as White is in charge. 

So why am I writing about this? This is a story that in the last two days has been covered, debated, torn apart, ridiculed. Any opinion you can conjure about the topic has been stated matter of factly, or spoken of quietly in sadness, discussed with vitriol and calmness in both agreement and disapproval. Ariel was a hot topic before 199. Over the years, I've seen people dismiss him as being too loyal to the UFC, for not asking the "tough" questions, for not pushing more and for not covering topics that UFC heads might deem too controversial. On the opposite side, I've seen people criticize him for goading fighters into answering those same questions, calling him negative and uncaring and unprofessional. Of course, it always has been and always will be this way for journalists in general, as they are demanded to cover the news, to give people the breaking stories they want while somehow not being too intrusive or unfeeling. They are told to go after juicy leads and rumors then scolded for jumping over a fence that the public could climb themselves anyway, if they were so inclined. I'm not here to debate whether or not you like Ariel. I admire him very much on both professional and personal levels. He is a kind person, repeatedly winning awards and accolades from his peers as well as fans. But that's not what this is about. You can dislike him, detest him, you can stay up at night thinking of ways to insult him on Twitter. But can fans sit back and say "Yes, I only want to hear news that the heads of MMA want me to hear. I agree that the UFC, Bellator, World Series of Fighting, Invicta, and any other MMA organization should have total control over the news that we as fans receive"? Because I don't feel that way and I hope that you don't, either. I hope that you as a fan would want news reported as stories break, in as accurate of ways as possible, whether head honchos want that news reported or not. I hope that you as a person understand that journalists in any genre are tormented for covering certain stories then tormented for not covering others. I hope you understand that Ariel is not the first or last journalist banned by the UFC for reporting in ways that the UFC did not like. Journalists are perpetually guilty of going too far vs not going far enough. So who decides?

I've started to address this a hundred times since Saturday night. I've had my fair share of ridicule for supporting Ariel, for supporting the UFC, for just being a fan in general. Dana has been wonderful to me - and so has Ariel. Do I know them personally? Do I know everything that happened Saturday night? No. I was not there. I am not a witness. I cannot comment on what happened that night and I cannot comment on the feelings of either party. But what I can address, what I can talk about, is the censoring of journalism by those who run the show.

Saturday night, my mind spun and I thought of giants and monopolies and of hands over our eyes. I thought of Ida Tarbell and Standard Oil. I thought of good man being demeaned and having his livelihood endangered simply because he did his job. I thought of Dave Sholler saying "The promotion believes journalists should seek comment from the UFC before reporting a story" (via Bleacher Report). I thought of a hundred different analogies, scenarios, and events and each one made my stomach hurt. My heart hurt for Ariel because I am a human and have emotions. But it also made me feel dismissed by the organization that I frequently support with PPV purchases, merchandise buys and my voice. I'm already made to feel like a sheep for supporting MMA and especially the UFC. I don't feel comfortable with Ariel's treatment because I don't enjoy being seen as one more mindless fan in a Tapout shirt, spilling beer and not caring who is in the black shorts or the white. MMA fans are often seen as ignorant and uncaring - we need no help in appearing to be lunatics with a taste for blood and no opinion on the next person to climb in the Octagon. In a sport where fans know why we like what we like and have to defend that to those who don't understand, do we need more motivation to be treated like blind cattle? With MMA's battle to expand into states where the sport is currently banned, is it helpful to dismiss journalists reporting accurate stories? In short, in a sport that is heavily scrutinized as being barbaric and undignified, is it helpful to act that way when handling journalists?

The UFC prefers for journalists to seek comment from the organization before reporting news. Certainly, accuracy should be a point of concern and no topic should be reported as true when the journalist has no confirmation, but where is the line drawn? Where do journalists report a breaking story and when do they put on the brakes and report what they're told to report? It seems to me that no one is satisfied when it comes to journalists doing their jobs. They cannot win. They are in constant danger of having their jobs taken if they don't report what they're instructed to report yet they are worthless in their profession if they do not cover the hard stories, the secret stories, the stories nobody wants them to know yet everybody wants to hear. Sure, this is niche event here in the MMA community but it stretches out to encompass journalism as a whole. How can journalists do their jobs if they are required to satisfy the opinion of those around them? Ariel has well mastered being friends with many MMA professionals, whether they be fighters, managers, or event promoters. If a journalist at the top of their game is in danger of being silenced, what happens to the rest of the journalists waiting in the wings to do their reporting? An example was made Saturday night. Ariel did not report a story inaccurately; he reported it before the UFC could and in a different way than the promotion found acceptable. Is this how news works? In a world where news outlets are accused of bias, of lies, of filters, why should journalists hold back facts? Why should a journalist force loyalty to any one group in charge? This is the topic of importance. This is why you should care about this weekend's events. This is why whether or not you like Ariel, you should care how he was silenced when he did his job. It is not his duty to be liked. It is not his duty to please others. He has not reported maliciously; he has not reported with ill intent. He simply reported. That, to me, is the problem here. The responsibility of a journalist is to inform the people - not to satisfy the boss. 



Sunday, May 31, 2015

The Lo Down Podcast, Episode 11



This week, Tommy and I got positive and enjoyed the hell out of it. There are less hungry people in the world, there's less food waste in the world, there are little kids buying homeless people meals, there are huge corporations halting production to help the needy, and Ireland voted to legalize gay marriage. LET'S DO THIS...STUFF!


So Tommy's Lo and Rejoice topic was about this study that shows the amount of hungry people in the world has drastically dropped and says:

72 countries have achieved the Millennium Development target of halving proportion of the chronically undernourished. 
 In addition, 29 countries have met the more ambitious goal laid out at the World Food Summit in 1996, when governments committed to halving the absolute number of undernourished people by 2015.

How awesome is that? Of course world hunger is still a huge issue and we need to work even harder to drop that number down to zero. One way France is combating hunger is by making it illegal for supermarkets to throw away edible food.

A quote from that article states that the United States is one of the worst offenders with regard to food waste: food makes up the plurality of Americans' garbage, piling up approximately 35 million tons per year. The most troubling aspect of the amount of food waste is how much it's increased in recent years: Americans are tossing out 20 percent more food than they threw away in 2000, and 50 percent more than they discarded in 1990.

Many people are campaigning to have this measure passed in other countries. Because edible food is also tossed in with harmful substances such as ammonia, the companies are concerned about the health of the people eating from the trash as well as threat of legal liability.


In the same line of conversation, we talked about the owner of P.B. Jams in Oklahoma, Ashley Jiron, posting this sign on her shop window:


Ashley has sparked a Pay It Forward trend in her shop as well, and you can read more about her kind heart here.

Also in Oklahoma (you go, guys!), I found my official Lo and Rejoice topic: a 5 year old boy buying a homeless man a meal.


Josiah Duncan was eating with his mom when he noticed a man sitting by himself in the restaurant. After asking several questions about the man, Josiah's mom explained that the man was homeless and what it meant to be homeless. Josiah immediately decided to buy the man a meal, and to pray with the gentleman before he ate. Everyone in the restaurant was moved to tears, and I can't help but wonder how many lives he touched by that action. Certainly not just the homeless man, but even the bystanders, diners, waitresses, waiters, cooks, etc - what if he motivated every person in there to do something kind, and they in turn motivated other people? That's what goodness can do. That's what a kind, loving heart can do. It can change the world.

How do you feel about giving to the needy? Tommy and I discussed the types of people who feel like they're not giving anything because they don't know what the person will do with the money. And certainly, I can understand the concern of not wanting to fuel a drug addict's binge. But what if your one kind act is all it takes to change that person's life? What if your gesture kept them from giving up? What if you were put there in that moment to help because you can? If you give, Tommy and I think all that matters is that you give with a good heart. What becomes of your act is out of your control, but you can sleep well that night knowing that you did what you could to ease someone's hunger, or help give them a place to sleep that night. You have now changed that person's life.

Speaking of giving what you can, I have to give gigantic praise to Anheuser Bush for halting production of beer at their Georgia brewery to produce water for the victims of the Texas and Oklahoma storms.



Maybe it's a publicity stunt. Maybe it's not. Who cares? The important part is that needy people will find some relief in this act and again, those are thousands of worlds that have been touched and changed in some way and for the better. Bravo guys, I'll give you free publicity all day long (to all 10 of the people who read this).


Speaking of changing the world - CAN I GET A HELL YES FOR IRELAND?

I'm talking to you

Ireland has become the first nation to legalize gay marriage. Save me your criticism if you feel it because I don't care. I just don't. If it's against your religion or personal beliefs, that's totally OK. I understand and that's your right. But I for one think love... ALL LOVE...is beautiful and cherished. There is so much hate in this world. So much negativity! Let true love be recognized and appreciated and respected and supported. Let us in this lifetime see the end of discrimination against ANYBODY in terms of basic rights. Ireland has not forced anybody to become gay, to enjoy homosexuality, to approve of it or even acknowledge it. It has simply given every one of their people the basic human right to marry who they love. And I. Love. Love.

So hey Ireland...






Oh! Hi! Have you ever played the Sims? Have you ever discovered so many cheats that you had no real reason to play the game anymore? Their needs were met, you were a billionaire, you were just online chatting with hot babes all day.




Kinda took all the fun out of it, didn't it? I have nothing else to add here. Just bringing it up. Just think about it. Needs are kinda not so bad.

Know what else isn't so bad? Having a dad that owned an emerald mine. Oh hi Elon Musk, inventor of PayPal and all things awesome like SpaceX and Oculus Rift and Batman and Chris Nolan and Interstellar!

Those are facts.


But seriously, he did invent the first three things and if you haven't read about Oculus Rift:

For real for real

and other caddywhompus contraptions that lead us to ask: when will machines overthrow the human race and kills us all?

Yes, when. Not if. Just...give me a few years, OK guys?

It's actually such a concern that a bunch of smart people like Elon Musk and Stephen Hawking have created an organization called Future of Life Institute  to kind of help prevent that from happening as well as to deal with other matters of robo-ethics.

Speaking of which, I really really want to see Ex Machina:


OR DO I?!

I also want to go to a Dave and Buster's so I can play in this cool Star Wars pod:



and I also don't trust that thot Siri.


I found that on the internet so I know it's true so WHO'S CRAZY NOW?

Not me. THEM. THEY are.

Hmmph.


You know what else we know? WE DON'T KNOW. And neither does Joe Rogan. Because which one of us could assemble an iPhone, a TV, a car - even if given all of the parts?

The answer is Elon Musk and nobody.

So thank goodness we still have some older technology, good ol rats.



These adorable guys can sniff out an area for bombs, explosives, and other ammunition much faster than we puny humans can. They cover in 20 minutes what it would take a human with metal detectors FIVE DAYS to cover.

The best part? The rats are treated like heroes, are loved and hugged and cuddled, retired at age 6 and live the rest of their lives as happily as possible. And because they're so small they don't set off any of the dangerous items, not one rat has died doing their job.



We then wrapped up our rambling rambles with talks of disturing PSAs (you're welcome):



...and wondered who's right and wrong in today's society? Is it good to be protective of kids? How protective? How desensitized have we become? Have we always been this way? Will we get worse?

We pretty much concluded that it's important to be as happy as you can in your current situation - minus hurting other people or yourself, that is. Make the best of what you have, do what you can to help, and for heaven's sake never be mean to a robot.

PS: GO IRELAND!


Sunday, May 24, 2015

The Lo Down Podcast, Episode 10




This week's Lo and Rejoice segment was all about kindhearted people giving back. I don't know how Tommy and I seem to link up our themes but we do and it's beautiful. We never discuss these topics before we start recording, by the way. We just connect and go with the flow.

Tommy started off with a story about Howard Lutnick, who as a high school senior, lost his mother to lymphoma. The following year, his first year in college, his father died when a nurse gave him 100 times the normal dosage of a cancer medication. This left Lutnick and his siblings orphans mostly on their own with very little extended family.

Lutnick received a phone call from the president and dean of Haverford college, offering him full tuition for his education, and went on to receive a degree in economics.




He became part of a successful business (Cantor Fitzgerald) located in the World Trade Center and was saved from 9/11 due to the first days of school for his 2 young sons. Most of the other employees died, including Lutnick's brother. Cantor Fitzgerald lost 2/3 of it's workforce, and although they had to stop employee paychecks, the families of employees who died received a 25% share of future Cantor profits for 5 years as well as health insurance for the next ten years. This totaled over $100,000 per family.

Just a few days after the attack, Lutnick established a relief fund for victims of 9/11 and started it off with a $1 million donation. The fund has now given out approximately $180 million to families of Cantor employees and approximately $280 million altogether.

The extent of Lutnick's giving goes on and on. He has started a Global Charity Day which has raised over $113 million, funded several campus institutions at Haverford College and has given the school nearly $65 million in donations, pledged $10 million to Hurricane Sandy victims, and $2 million to Oklahoma tornado victims.

My story, although on a much smaller economic scale, touched my heart in a different way of "giving back" as a Colorado rancher named Steve Wells bid $60,000 for a police car at an auction for charity. The car was only valued at $12,500 and was previously driven by Sam Brownlee, a deputy who was killed in the line of duty. That alone is moving, but the action after the bid was phenomenal.



Wells immediately handed the keys over to Sam Brownlee's son Tanner, who was also there and bidding to buy his father's car. According to CBS, Tanner said “This is just so huge. I mean, me and my dad built a fence and stuff, but having something I can use, and drive around that he drove around -- it just means a lot.” The brothers drove home in their father's car after the auction -- exactly what Tanner had been hoping to do that day, CBS reported.


OK, dry your eyes. I'll wait. You know the rest of the podcast is going to be full of ridiculousness.



All the talk of cop cars led to a discussion on cop cars that AREN'T cop cars. Are you ever driving along, minding your own business, and suddenly see a cop car right behind you? Are you struck with the guilt of a murderous drug trafficker and feel as if you are high on meth with dead hookers in your trunk?

I mean, me neither.

Anyway, there you are, checking your speed, tightening your seatbelt, positioning your hands at 10 and 2 and by golly, being the best darned citizen you can be. Then the "cop car" whizzes by you looking something like this:

What's really good, playa?
Not only is it not a cop car but you now look like the nerdiest, narc-ing-est, pocket protector wearingest lunatic.




So yeah, we're kind of frustrated with that - and befuddled by logos too, while we're at it.





And you know what else we don't like? RACING.


THERE. WE SAID IT.


I'm only about a half hour away from a very popular NASCAR racetrack, Darlington Raceway, and I. Hate. Racing.

It's not you, it's me. I'm just simply not evolved enough to brace myself for loud noises, drunk sweaty people and also potentially witnessing death to watch a bunch of cars zoom by for a half a second then drive in loops over and over for several hours.

Again, totally just us. You're fine. Wear your Dale Jr jacket with pride. Please.

Dammit, you earned this.



And really, how can you discuss NASCAR without also discussing how Superman deals with hiding his identity? Well, guess what. Tommy brought up three topics that will BLOW YOUR MIND.

1) Superman is so good at being a nerdy, bumbling idiot (possibly also driving super slow in front of Crown Victorias with 22 inch rims), that even though he looks like Superman, nobody would possibly believe he's Superman. Because you know, nobody notices that they're both built like a hunk of granite.

2) Superman projects hologram Supermen to suspicious bystanders so everybody's all "Well THERE'S the real Superman guys, it's totes obv that Clark Kent isn't Superman"


3) Superman creates little tiny Supermen with his powers and you'll have to listen for that, because I can't even.



And now go read Arkham Asylum: A Serious House on Serious Earth and Batman: The Killing Joke please, because do you really expect me to summarize both of those?

You lazy bum.

Plot twist. Spoiler alert


Speaking of superheroes, how about real life superheroes? More specifically, how about Frano Selak, the luckiest unluckiest lucky guy that ever lived?

THIS GUY survived a train derailing into an icy river (he swam to safety), a plane door flying open and said plane crashing (he fell into a haystack), his car catching fire (he escaped with seconds to spare before the car exploded), flames bursting through the air vents in his car (he lost most of his hair), driving off a mountain (he lept out of the car, landed in a tree and watched the car crash and burn)...



...then he hit the lottery.

Because of course he did.

He initially lived it up, buying a nice house on a private island, but eventually gave away almost all his money to charity. He says he kept enough to live off of, own a modest house, support his (FIFTH) wife, and get his hip replaced.

I'm not sure why, since he's apparently superhuman already and probably made out of 99% titanium.

In Frano's case, the Before and After are actually reversed


Then there's Rulon Gardner. Good ol Rulon Gardner.


Rulon survived being shot in the stomach with an arrow during show-and-tell in elementary school. Because that's normal.

He went on to become a gold medalist in the 2000 Summer Olympics as a HUGE (see what I did there?) underdog. He defeated Aleksandr Karelin who hadn't lost in 13 years. He went on to become the only American to ever win both a World and Olympic title in Greco-Roman wrestling.

Then in 2002, he survived falling in the freezing Salt River and being trapped for over 18 hours. He was rescued but lost his middle toe on his right foot.

In 2004, he trained under Bas Rutten, fought in Pride Shockwave, and defeated his opponent Hidehiko Yoshida.

In 2007, he was in a plane crash, swam for an hour in 44F water to land, then had to spend the night without shelter before being rescued.

Since then, he's been on The Biggest Loser and is now a motivational speaker. And that toe he lost? He keeps it in a jar of formaldehyde in his refrigerator as a reminder of his mortality.




In other boss news, we're going out on a cliffhanger this week as Tommy teases us with the topic of being IN THE ZONE.




PS: Please visit NicholasPetHaven.com to help animals displaced by the recent Texas tornadoes. This is Emma, who was found in her deceased owner's arms after the tornadoes, and is now getting a second chance at happiness due to Nicholas' Pet Haven.




BONUS: Please enjoy this video of a whispering dog. It's the best thing you'll see today.





Thanks for listening, thanks for reading, and thanks for also driving nerdy when you think a cop is behind you. I know you do.

Saturday, May 16, 2015

The Lo Down Podcast, Episode 9





This week, Tommy started off with the best Lo and Rejoice topic ever: a Manchester guy who gets potholes fixed by drawing huge penises around the problem. The video below shows some of his artwork, is hilarious, and also totally NSFW (or kids, unless you're cool with them seeing cartoon genitalia).



My topic was special to me because it was about my home state, South Carolina. Stephen Colbert announced that he was going to fund all requests posted on DonorsChoose.org from South Carolina schoolteachers. You can click here to read more about his much-needed donation to SC public schools.




We also talked about how Buckton Vale Primary school sent out a very encouraging letter to grade 6 students who were preparing to take an important test that week. Many schools get caught up in pushing kids to make great grades, especially because the schools require on certain scores to obtain funding and grants. However, this school took a slightly different approach and sent every student this letter:



And our conversation took a sordid turn, as it usually does, to the topic of books bound in human skin. Because why wouldn't it? 

It turns out that there's quite a selection of said books. The official title of skin bound books is "anthropodermic bibliopegy" which I completely failed to correctly pronounce, and campuses like Brown University, The University of Pennsylvania, Temple University, and several more all boast of having such books. 


The BBC has an interesting article on why these books aren't as unusual as you might think. You can click here for more info.

We also talked about a devastating turn in cartoon news this week. Harry Shearer, the voice of Principal Skinner, Kent Brockman, Mr. Burns, Waylon Smithers, Ned Flanders, Reverend Lovejoy, Dr. Hibbert, Lenny Leonard, Otto Mann, Rainier Wolfcastle, Dr. Marvin Monroe and many others on The Simpsons, has reportedly quit the show so he can pursue other projects. Since we recorded, there is talk of him being brought back but as of right now, he says he's done. RIP, cartoon voices of awesome people. RIP.




Speaking of awesome cartoon voices, who did your favorite Batman voice? What about the Joker? When I think of those guys, I think Michael Keaton and Jack Nicholson but Tommy automatically thinks of Kevin Conroy, who did the voice of Batman in the animated series. 




And of course Tim Conroy made us think of G Man.

Half Life FTW


Because again...why wouldn't it?

And if you're going to talk about the mysterious G Man and how we know nothing about life, we're naturally going to segue into talks of the mysterious Georgia Guidestones:


If you've never heard of the Georgia Guidestones and you enjoy sleeping at night, then skip this part. The Georgia Guidestones were mysteriously built by a mysterious person under mysterious circumstances for mysterious purposes. 

They are engraved with instructions or "guidestones to an age of reason":

1. MAINTAIN HUMANITY UNDER 500,000,000 IN PERPETUAL BALANCE WITH NATURE 

2. GUIDE REPRODUCTION WISELY - IMPROVING FITNESS AND DIVERSITY 

3. UNITE HUMANITY WITH A LIVING NEW LANGUAGE 

4. RULE PASSION - FAITH - TRADITION - AND ALL THINGS WITH TEMPERED REASON 

5. PROTECT PEOPLE AND NATIONS WITH FAIR LAWS AND JUST COURTS


These messages are also engraved in Russian, Hebrew, Arabic, Hindi, Chinese, Spanish, Swahili and some have speculated that they're instructions for the "end of time", possibly in a post-apocalyptic environment, or maybe even instructions to us today to shape up and get the world in better condition.

At any rate, it today's episode perfectly summed up the apparent theme of our podcast: "WE DON'T KNOW". We know nothing. We're told things. We read things. But this world is still full of so many topics on which we remain clueless. So let's go to outer space!

What's your favorite mystery?
Tell us on Twitter: @TommyToeHold or @aGirlyMMA and maybe we'll talk about it on a future episode of The Lo Down podcast. Thanks for listening (and reading). See you next week!





Sunday, May 3, 2015

The Lo Down Podcast, Episode 8





This week Tommy and I talked about everything from everyday heroes and Chernobyl wildlife to what we listen to as we sleep and meeting our heroes.

As always, we started with our good news segment, Lo and Rejoice. My story was about a college student named Ken Broskey who helped a 69 year old father and grandfather, Roland Gainer, meet his dreams of paying off his mortgage before he dies. Roland works as a real estate agent and an Uber driver and worked every spare moment so that his daughter, a waitress, wouldn't be left with the mortgage after Roland passed away. Ken was picked up by Roland during an Uber drive and was so inspired by Roland that he set up a GoFundMe page and had Roland's mortgage paid off within days. You can read more about these awesome guys here.



Tommy's story was about Chernobyl wildlife finally returning to the area after the 1986 nuclear disaster. Not only are they returning, but they're thriving. Scientists will have cameras up in the area until October of this year and we've got some footage of animals that have already reclaimed this land as home.


You can read more about the different types of animals and see more pictures of them here.


We also discussed the inspirational Randy Pausch and his inspiration lecture, now called "The Last Lecture".




After that we digressed, as we do, to many random topics:

Should dinosaurs be cloned?



What do you listen to while you fall asleep?


Ash: Silence, please. I like to listen out for murderers 
Tommy: Music, podcasts, hold the white noise. And the murder

How do you cope with fear?

Ash: I just picture everyone pooping


We talked about meeting our heroes, disappointments and thrills, and how I totally froze that time I met Jade Bryce. 
Completely. I was paralyzed. (Sorry, Jade! Thanks again for the amazing opportunity. I promise to be way cooler next time.)
(Spoiler Alert: I won't be.)


Tommy brought up the terrifyingly amazing Magnasanti, a perfect SimCity city created by college student Vincent Oscala. Luckily, Vincent is not an evil domineering overlord, because if he was, we'd all be screwed. Check out his perfect but terrible masterpiece:




As always, there's a ton more that I didn't cover here, but because we meander so aimlessly between topics there's no way to cover it all. Give this week's episode a listen and let us know what you think. We're on Twitter: @aGirlyMMA and @TommyToeHold. See you next week after we get done pooping!

Sunday, April 26, 2015

The Lo Down Podcast, Episode 7
















What are your favorite Star Wars quotes? Tommy and I love:


  • "Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter"
  • "I am a Jedi, like my father before me" 



We give kudos to Doom, John Carmack, Ubuntu, and Radiohead for not being greedy bastards. We love open source software and Pay What You Want ideas -- but we're kinda peeved that Taylor Swift patented phrases like "1989" and "This sick beat".


Tommy drops a whole bunch of great advice about how life is like poker - and I chime in with my expert knowledge of not knowing how to play poker. Know what I do know? You can't read my, can't read my poker face.

True story.

The moral of the story (and/or this current episode) is that life is going to give you a whole bunch of crap and you just have to take said crap and make lemonade.

Wait.

No, that's not right. Don't do that.

What you do is you play poker and steal from your friends and lie and cheat until you....

No. Dammit. That's Maverick.



Listen, what I'm trying to say is, just try to make the most of your current situation. If you're feeling down and out and like there's no hope, I promise you there is. There's always a way up. There's always a way out. And if you're really feeling glum? Well, there's always a Lo Down podcast to look forward to next week.










Sunday, April 19, 2015

The Lo Down Podcast, Episode 6

It's so hard to believe that this is only our sixth episode. If you've been following along each week or even if you've only listened to bits and pieces, you've probably seen that we talk about a LOT of stuff. Like, a lot lot. We don't talk about MMA too much, although it gets brought up sometimes, and we don't stick to singular themes either. It's sort of a seven degrees of Kevin Bacon situation or a good Dave Barry post - we start with one topic, it snowballs into everything that topic reminds us of, and a lot of times we come full circle and finish up with a thought from the original topic.

Basically, what I'm saying is, our podcast is schizophrenic. And whether you've listened to just one of our episodes or even listened to six, thank you- from all of the many personalities here at Ash and Tommy, Inc.




This week we started off with good news in our Lo and Rejoice segment. Tommy's topic was a hero in an Eagles jacket who lept down onto dangerous SEPTA tracks to save a man after a fall. Some people freeze, some people run away, some people decide to just stand there. Not our hero, though. Charles Collins jumps in like a boss.




My choice this week wasn't so much about heroes in the moment of crisis; my choice was about two quiet heroes who take care of things many people will never notice. Jia Haixia and Jia Wenqi are two remarkable men in northeastern China who plant around 1,000 trees a year, and to date have planted around 10,000. While that's remarkable in it's own right, both men face extraordinary challenges: Haixia was born blind in one eye and lost sight in his other eye in 2000 in an accident. Wenqi lost both arms in an accident at 3 years of age. They've leased 8 acres of land and now plant trees to help protect the area from flooding.



And naturally, as we talked about everyday heroes, our topic turned to Nicholas Cage. How does he make so many movies? Is he a rogue time traveler?

And what about superheroes? Are those glasses really fooling anybody, Clark Kent? We know that's your chin, Bruce Wayne. Gwen Stacy...Mary Jane...you honestly can't tell that's Peter Parker? Really?

The Nicholas Cage conversation led us to the question: what's your favorite "guilty pleasure" movie? What movie do you really enjoy that other people make fun of, refuse to watch, or just really hate? Tommy used Snake Eyes as his example, because....Nicholas Cage.




I chose Kalifornia because quite frankly I freeze under pressure and it was the best thing I could come up with at the time. To be fair, it was a very entertaining (to me) film that didn't do well theatrically, so I win. Everything. Life. Your car. It's all mine now. You're welcome. If you've never seen either of those movies, go watch them. Or just look at the poster, listen to our podcast, and you'll pretty much figure out everything you need to know.



Tommy and I love movies. Between us, we've seen every movie ever made, even underground indie movies that have never been professionally produced. We are kind of like the raccoons of the movie world - we'll eat ANYTHING.

I mean, watch. Watch anything. (PS Got any Pop-Tarts?)

Some people though, they get genuinely angry over "bad" movies. "NO" they shout as you play Transformers: Dark of the Moon for the 37th time. "NO HOW COULD YOU DESTROY THE ENTIRE HISTORY OF CINEMATIC PERFECTION BY VIEWING SUCH INANE MATERIAL?" and then they likely file their nails and work on gazing at the horizon in a far more superior manner than you yourself could ever gaze. They refuse to watch movies that aren't Academy Award material or directed by guys who only speak Portuguese even though they were born and raised in Illinois. If you are one of those people, please tell me now so that I never try to watch a movie with you. Because I will watch Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly and I will Laugh. My. Ass. Off. I'm not a movie snob or a book snob. I'll read Chuck Palahniuk and follow it up with Judy Blume. I don't care. JUDGE ME BRO.

So even though we're not snobs, we do have movies that we maybe don't care for, wouldn't watch again, or have been traumatized by. You know what traumatized me? This:


If you don't know what this is, good for you. SPOILER ALERT: it's Kurt Russell drowning in Poseidon and it's horrifying. It's one of the most unsettling drowning scenes in films and it makes my stomach hurt.

Drowning is pretty bad, but know what else about water is scary? Freakin everything. Tommy brings up the fact that humans have only explored 5% of the ocean - and I think we can all agree that the 95% we don't know about is going to be a million times worse than what we DO know about, which is sharks, jellyfish, giant squids, alligators, the Half Life monster, and Cthulhu.

Oh Cthulhu. H. P. Lovecraft, you wonderful horrible man. Your brilliant/demented mind led generations of people to give us their own take on Cthulhu, like this little gem:




I mean, can you honestly even right now? CAN YOU EVEN? Is it possible to even after viewing this picture? Because I can't even. Here, let me fix that for you:




OK, whew. That was a close one. But....RIGHT? The ocean is a vast, unknown expanse that we know pretty much nothing about. So you know what we should do? Hey I've got it! Let's send people to space! It's like someone giving up three questions in on a 500 question math test and tackling a physics exam. I know nothing about this topic so I'll just pretend to go master this topic instead. 

Moral of the story? Never leave your house. Better yet, don't even leave your bed. Just sit there. Right there. Wherever you are, stay there and wait for the next podcast. You're better off, I promise. It's not like you'll ever be the best at anything. 

You'll never be The Rock.

But you know what? That's OK. It's fine. Just don't be Westboro Baptist Church and you'll do alright. 





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Thursday, March 26, 2015

The Lo Down Podcast Episode 4


Lo and Rejoice:


Interdasts:







This week we mainly talked about horror movies. Here's what we came up with:

Our favorites:
  • Halloween
  • The Shining
  • The Evil Dead

Best surprise plots:

  • Shutter Island
  • Cabin in the Woods

Best jump-scare moments:

Linda Blair backwards crab walking in The Exorcist. This graphic is actually the stunt double because the original is too terrifying for me to Google. But you go right ahead.
The girl in the closet and her horrifying face in The Ring. This actually hurts my stomach.
This girl screaming at her dad in Apartment 143. Just more proof that teenager girls are completely terrifying.



Too gruesome to ever watch again:

  • I Spit on Your Grave
  • Hostel




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