Junie Browning- I WISH you were in my weight class.
David Kaplan- I can't BE knocked out!; Man, this sushi is GREAT.; My fecal matter is precious.
John Polakowski- Let's hug.
Tom Lawlor- How's that taste, guys?
Frank Mir- Nogueira is nowhere near the athlete that I am.
Ryan Bader- Does this taste bitter to you?; Give me a Playboy and some sushi, and I'll be good.
Phillipe Nover- Nah, it's pretty good, man...wait, there's what in here?? *RETCH*; I am the toughest Registered Nurse on the planet right now.
Kyle Kingsbury- Oh, sure, you can have some of my California rolls; GOAAAAALLLL!!!!!
Roli Delgado- No, my black belt isn't a mail order.
Vinny Magalhaes- You're not mad, are you Nogueira? Are you? You're not, right?
Krzysztof Soszynski- This is a great prank, right, guys? Guys? Hello?? Did anybody see my prank??
Jules Bruchez, Shane Primm, Efrain Escudero, Shane Nelson, George Roop, Eliot Marshall: you guys need to say more entertaining things. Yawn~
