Showing posts with label ufc. Show all posts
Showing posts with label ufc. Show all posts

Monday, June 6, 2016

Monday.



If you follow MMA news, then you're probably aware that the UFC card this weekend was entertaining. Cue the keywords: explosive, impressive, pound for pound the best card named UFC 199. Dan Henderson beat Hector Lombard - with his elbow, not with his signature Mack truck fist. Michael Bisping is the new middleweight champion - the winner of a fight that he accepted on short notice after Chris Weidman suffered a neck injury and pulled out of his title rematch against Luke Rockhold. Let me reiterate: Michael Bisping KOed champ Luke Rockhold in the first round of a fight that he took on 17 days notice. 

By all rights, new and old fans alike were excited and did as they usually did: log on to Twitter and talk about the night's events. But intermingling with the talk of results and next matches and new champs was another big story - Ariel Helwani, photojournalist Esther Lin, and videographer Casey Leydon were thrown out of the arena and had their press credentials removed before the main event. Ariel is one of the most well-known sports journalists in the MMA community, while Lin and Leydon are also at the top of their professions. Pick one of your favorite pictures of any fighter from any event and there's a very large chance that Lin was behind the camera. Because the group is well-known and well-liked, Twitter blew up quickly with the news of their removal from the building, especially when it was announced that they were also banned for life from future UFC events. The reason? Ariel broke news of Brock Lesnar's return to fighting, as well as reporting on an upcoming McGregor/Diaz fight. Bleacher Report states that Dana White said Helwani can come to any UFC events that he wants to, but will not be given press credentials (which save journalists thousands of dollars in fees) as long as White is in charge. 

So why am I writing about this? This is a story that in the last two days has been covered, debated, torn apart, ridiculed. Any opinion you can conjure about the topic has been stated matter of factly, or spoken of quietly in sadness, discussed with vitriol and calmness in both agreement and disapproval. Ariel was a hot topic before 199. Over the years, I've seen people dismiss him as being too loyal to the UFC, for not asking the "tough" questions, for not pushing more and for not covering topics that UFC heads might deem too controversial. On the opposite side, I've seen people criticize him for goading fighters into answering those same questions, calling him negative and uncaring and unprofessional. Of course, it always has been and always will be this way for journalists in general, as they are demanded to cover the news, to give people the breaking stories they want while somehow not being too intrusive or unfeeling. They are told to go after juicy leads and rumors then scolded for jumping over a fence that the public could climb themselves anyway, if they were so inclined. I'm not here to debate whether or not you like Ariel. I admire him very much on both professional and personal levels. He is a kind person, repeatedly winning awards and accolades from his peers as well as fans. But that's not what this is about. You can dislike him, detest him, you can stay up at night thinking of ways to insult him on Twitter. But can fans sit back and say "Yes, I only want to hear news that the heads of MMA want me to hear. I agree that the UFC, Bellator, World Series of Fighting, Invicta, and any other MMA organization should have total control over the news that we as fans receive"? Because I don't feel that way and I hope that you don't, either. I hope that you as a fan would want news reported as stories break, in as accurate of ways as possible, whether head honchos want that news reported or not. I hope that you as a person understand that journalists in any genre are tormented for covering certain stories then tormented for not covering others. I hope you understand that Ariel is not the first or last journalist banned by the UFC for reporting in ways that the UFC did not like. Journalists are perpetually guilty of going too far vs not going far enough. So who decides?

I've started to address this a hundred times since Saturday night. I've had my fair share of ridicule for supporting Ariel, for supporting the UFC, for just being a fan in general. Dana has been wonderful to me - and so has Ariel. Do I know them personally? Do I know everything that happened Saturday night? No. I was not there. I am not a witness. I cannot comment on what happened that night and I cannot comment on the feelings of either party. But what I can address, what I can talk about, is the censoring of journalism by those who run the show.

Saturday night, my mind spun and I thought of giants and monopolies and of hands over our eyes. I thought of Ida Tarbell and Standard Oil. I thought of good man being demeaned and having his livelihood endangered simply because he did his job. I thought of Dave Sholler saying "The promotion believes journalists should seek comment from the UFC before reporting a story" (via Bleacher Report). I thought of a hundred different analogies, scenarios, and events and each one made my stomach hurt. My heart hurt for Ariel because I am a human and have emotions. But it also made me feel dismissed by the organization that I frequently support with PPV purchases, merchandise buys and my voice. I'm already made to feel like a sheep for supporting MMA and especially the UFC. I don't feel comfortable with Ariel's treatment because I don't enjoy being seen as one more mindless fan in a Tapout shirt, spilling beer and not caring who is in the black shorts or the white. MMA fans are often seen as ignorant and uncaring - we need no help in appearing to be lunatics with a taste for blood and no opinion on the next person to climb in the Octagon. In a sport where fans know why we like what we like and have to defend that to those who don't understand, do we need more motivation to be treated like blind cattle? With MMA's battle to expand into states where the sport is currently banned, is it helpful to dismiss journalists reporting accurate stories? In short, in a sport that is heavily scrutinized as being barbaric and undignified, is it helpful to act that way when handling journalists?

The UFC prefers for journalists to seek comment from the organization before reporting news. Certainly, accuracy should be a point of concern and no topic should be reported as true when the journalist has no confirmation, but where is the line drawn? Where do journalists report a breaking story and when do they put on the brakes and report what they're told to report? It seems to me that no one is satisfied when it comes to journalists doing their jobs. They cannot win. They are in constant danger of having their jobs taken if they don't report what they're instructed to report yet they are worthless in their profession if they do not cover the hard stories, the secret stories, the stories nobody wants them to know yet everybody wants to hear. Sure, this is niche event here in the MMA community but it stretches out to encompass journalism as a whole. How can journalists do their jobs if they are required to satisfy the opinion of those around them? Ariel has well mastered being friends with many MMA professionals, whether they be fighters, managers, or event promoters. If a journalist at the top of their game is in danger of being silenced, what happens to the rest of the journalists waiting in the wings to do their reporting? An example was made Saturday night. Ariel did not report a story inaccurately; he reported it before the UFC could and in a different way than the promotion found acceptable. Is this how news works? In a world where news outlets are accused of bias, of lies, of filters, why should journalists hold back facts? Why should a journalist force loyalty to any one group in charge? This is the topic of importance. This is why you should care about this weekend's events. This is why whether or not you like Ariel, you should care how he was silenced when he did his job. It is not his duty to be liked. It is not his duty to please others. He has not reported maliciously; he has not reported with ill intent. He simply reported. That, to me, is the problem here. The responsibility of a journalist is to inform the people - not to satisfy the boss. 



Saturday, July 5, 2014

My Picks for UFC 175




My picks for UFC 175 are, as always, pretty controversial. I know many people think both Rousey and Weidman are unstoppable. I'm a fan of both Machida and Weidman and will be happy with a win from either one. I do like Davis though and wouldn't mind seeing her win an upset over Rousey but I don't think it's going to happen tonight - how could I? Rousey has proven dominate over all other competitors. Davis is a tough match and a new women's champ would be a nice shakeup for the division, but I don't think it's going to happen as of tonight. My favorites of the night are Mitrione, Faber, and Casey.


UPDATES:
  • My first two picks were correct and I'm thrilled to see Casey with the first round victory. Woohoo!!
  • Rob Font just stopped Roop in the first round. Great debut for him!
  • Mitrione/Struve is cancelled due to doctor's orders after Struve passes out before the fight. Although I'm very disappointed because I'm a Meathead fan, I understand and am glad they stopped it before any major damage can be done to Struve. I'm wishing him the best and hope he recovers quickly and thoroughly. I do wonder if this will affect him ever returning to the UFC again. Although it's good to be compassionate, the UFC is still a business and still has to think of money lost when a fight is cancelled like that, especially when done so with no time to bring in an alternate opponent.
  • Faber!!! Yes!! He's one of my favorite fighters and an all around great guy. So happy to see him with the win.
  • Ronda = Beast. That is all
  • Weidman/Machida - are there words?? As usual, it took Lyoto a while to warm up and quit backing away from Weidman's advances, after the fight heated up it proved to be very entertaining. I'm happy for Weidman's title defense and happy for the heart Machida showed in the last several minutes. It's by far one of the quickest 5 round fights I've watched and even though it went to a decision, it was exciting the whole time. 



Monday, January 6, 2014

BREAKING NEWS: Cruz vacates title

Dana White has just announced that Dominic Cruz has pulled out of UFC 169 due to an injury. Cruz has now vacated the bantamweight title. Renan Barao is the new champ and will face Urijah Faber at 169. 


Wednesday, December 4, 2013

Monday, February 4, 2013

Overeem KTFO

The first two things that came to my head upon seeing the picture of Herb Dean wrapped around Bigfoot Silva as Alistair Overeem was laying in a heap:






Saturday, February 2, 2013

UFC 156





I'm beyond stoked for this fight tonight! I'm going to try to keep this updated as well as possible, but you can also check out my Twitter, @agirlymma. My picks: McCall, Fitch, Silva, Nogueira, Edgar.

RESULTS:

Facebook prelims:
  • Rivera def Figueroa via TKO
  • Kimura def Camus by submission

Prelims:


  • Yves Edwards v Isaac Vallie Flagg - 8:18: PM - 1:30 left in the 2nd round; 8:26 PM - 28 seconds left in 3rd round. Isaac got in a good knee and elbow, but couldn't get his take down attempt. It's going to decision. Vallie Flagg wins by split decision
  • Bobby Green v Jacob Volkmann - Beginning of 2nd round. Green wins by submission via rear naked choke. 
  • Woodley v Hieron - Woodley def Hieron by TKO seconds into the first round!!
  • Tibau v Dunham - 9:55 - 4 minutes left in the 3rd round. Fight goes to decision. Dunham def Tibau via split decision 

TIME FOR THE MAIN CARD!!!!!

  • Ian McCall v Benavidez - 10:22 Second round. 10:29 - 3 left in third round. 10:34 - going to decision. Benavidez def McCall, unanimous decision. 
  • Maia v Fitch - Maia def Fitch, unanimous decision.
  • Silva v Overeem - 3rd round coming up.  Bigfoot Silva wins via KO!!!!!!!
  • Evans v Nogueira - 3rd round coming up. Nogueira wins by unanimous decision!!!
  • Edgar v Aldo - 1 min left in Round 2. Looks like Aldo is winning. 12:34 AM - 2 minutes left in 3rd round. 12:38 - End of 3rd round. Aldo winning but starting to slow. Frankie Edgar got in a few good hits at the end. 12:50 - fight went the distance. Aldo wins by split decision. 







Tuesday, January 22, 2013

Alcantara awarded win bonus despite No Contest call

I think this is a pretty awesome move by the UFC - even though Alcantara ended up with a "No Contest" after his opponent, Nobre, was "unable to continue" *coughcough* Saturday night, Alcantara was still awarded his win bonus. Dana White tweeted during the fight that referee Dan M made a poor decision and didn't hide his disgust over Nobre, either.

 Via 5thRound.com:

 Despite being handed a highly controversial no contest for his scrap against Pedro Nobre, the planet’s premier mixed martial arts promotion awarded Yuri Alcantara (Pictured) his win bonus because they believe the bantamweight got a raw deal. UFC managing director of international development Marshall Zelaznik confirmed the news with MMAJunkie.



Friday, January 18, 2013

UFC Roundtable Analyst Edition Part 2

Did anybody else see Kenny Florian mimic GSP?? I laughed soooo hard!!

"This is the toughest fight of my career." I'm trying to find a clip -- if you have one, let me know :)

Monday, December 31, 2012

Back to Life

I had lots of messages on Facebook after I posted live updates on Dana White's status regarding the GSP PPV. I love doing live updates because I know a lot of people can't watch the fights, either due to money issues or they're at work, or they simply don't have the time. I'm bringing this blog back to life and I will resume live updates with the next PPV: 156. This gives me time to recuperate from Dos Santos' loss to Cain V :( :( Yes, my heart is broken. Also time for viewers to recuperate from the bloody aftermath of Miller v Lauzon. Here's some info about me, because some of you are curious. I'm a 29 year old female living in South Carolina that adores MMA and has followed it for over a decade. I'm by no means an expert, just someone that enjoys the sport. I am usually pulling for the underdog. Some of my favorite fighters are GSP, Fedor Emelianenko, Vitor Belfort, the Noguiera brothers, and Wanderlei Silva. For some reason, Anderson Silva really gets on my nerves but I can't deny his success in the Octagon.



Don't forget to check back for UFC 156 (which includes fights by Aldo v Edgar, Fitch v Maia, Overeem v Silva, and Evans v Nogueira so YES I am excited!). It comes on February 2 and I'm hoping for some fight finishers --- no offense to the judges but it's much more entertaining when they are not needed! Send in any questions and I'll be glad to answer. PS I won't be doing any pop ups or subscriptions required. I'm not a bot and I don't want to get rich doing this. This is just one woman down South who wants to interact with other MMA fans and help out those that can't watch. Stay tuned!!

Saturday, March 27, 2010

UFC 111

Are you ready??  I can't wait!  My predictions are Carwin by knockout over Mir and GSP over Hardy.  I'm not selling Mir or Hardy short, but I have faith in my two guys.  I'm a huge fan of both Georges St. Pierre and the undefeated Shane Carwin.  I think this is an awesome fight card!


  • This is the first time a British fighter has competed for a UFC title
  • Martin Kampmann was replaced by Jake Ellenberger due to a deep cut that Kampmann suffered in training, but Thiago Alves was removed from the card due to an irregularity from a pre-fight CAT scan.  Ben Saunders, who was scheduled to fight Jake Ellenberger, asked that Jon Fitch replace Ellenberger. As a result, Ellenberger will not compete in that match but was promised his fees since it was a last minute switch.
  • UFC airbrushed Hardy's tattoo on the promotional poster.  The tattoo reads "om mani padme hum" and Dana White said it was done to keep from offending the Chinese government
  •  

Preliminary Card

* Welterweight bout: Matthew Riddle vs. Greg Soto

* Middleweight bout: Rousimar Palhares vs. Tomasz Drwal

* Light Heavyweight bout: Rodney Wallace vs. Jared Hamman

Spike TV Card

* Welterweight bout: Ricardo Almeida vs. Matt Brown

* Catchweight bout: Nate Diaz vs. Rory Markham (Catchweight is a weight that two fighters agree on; in this case, it's 177 lbs)

Main Card

* Lightweight bout: Jim Miller vs. Mark Bocek

* Welterweight bout: Jon Fitch vs. Ben Saunders

* Lightweight bout: Kurt Pellegrino vs. Fabricio Camoes

* Interim Heavyweight Championship bout: Frank Mir vs. Shane Carwin


* Welterweight Championship bout: Georges St. Pierre vs. Dan Hardy




Saturday, December 12, 2009

UFC 107 LIVE! and Results

LAST UPDATED 12:47 PM ET~

EDITS:  BJ PENN HAS DEFENDED HIS TITLE!  BJ Penn beats Diego Sanchez!!

From MMAFrenzy.com:  BJ Penn retains lightweight title after opening a deep gash on Diego Sanchez's forehead in the fifth. http://bit.ly/6M00Cy


Diego and BJ are going the distance!!  We are now heading into Round 5!  

(12:40)  MMAFrenzy.com:  Penn continues to light up Sanchez in the fourth, leads 40-35 heading into the final round. http://bit.ly/6M00Cy

(12:31)  MMAFrenzy.com has Penn up 30-26 over Sanchez heading into the fourth. http://bit.ly/6M00Cy

I have recorded the BJ/Diego fight via screen shot on my laptop.  Any idea on where to upload and not get sued and/or immediately yanked?  I'll be glad to share!  They are broken into segments and are in .avi format. 


I just recorded BJ Penn's entrance on my camera phone:  http://stashbox.org/733614/1213090008.3g2


Watch UFC 107 here for free.  Really.  It's not an ad, or a scam, or a paysite.  This is so awesome!  


MAIN CARD
  • OVER:  BJ Penn retains lightweight title after opening a deep gash on Diego Sanchez's forehead in the fifth.  http://bit.ly/6M00Cy  from MMAFrenzy.com
  • OVER:  Frank Mir knocks Cheick Kongo down, then quickly chokes him out in the first. http://bit.ly/6M00Cy from MMAFrenzy.com
  • OVER: Jon Fitch defeats Mike Pierce by unanimous decision (29-28 x 3) http://bit.ly/6M00Cy from MMAFrenzy.com
  • OVER:  Kenny Florian def. Clay Guida via submission (rear naked choke) – Round 2, 2:19
  • OVER:  Stefan Struve def. Paul Buentello via majority decision (29-28, 29-28, 28-28)

UFC 107 RESULTS:

- Kenny Florian (14-4) took his first step back up the ladder, forcing Clay Guida (25-8) to tap out to a rear naked choke at 2:19 of the second round of their lightweight showdown.

Florian opened a deep cut over Guida’s left eye that threatened to end the match in the first round. It didn’t last much longer, though, as midway through the second round, Florian caught Guida with a right hand that knocked Guida off both feet and face down on the mat. Florian pounced, locking in a choke and getting the submission.

“Tonight was my night,” said Florian, who lost a championship match versus Penn in August.

“I want another shot at the title.”

- Stefan Struve (23-3) opened the PPV broadcast with a unanimous decision over former title challenger Paul Buentello (25-11). Two judges scored the heavyweight match 29-28, while the third had it 28-28.

Struve used every inch of his 6-foot-11 frame to nearly submit Buentello in the first round. The second round featured several slugfests that had the Memphis crowd roaring (and left one of Struve’s teeth implanted in his mouthguard, resulting in a brief delay before the third round). Both men looked tired in the third round, with Struve controlling the stand-up game with repeated leg kicks.


In preliminary matches:

- Canadian TJ Grant (15-3) scored a TKO victory over Kevin Burns (8-4) in a welterweight match. Grant floored Burns with a combination of knees and fists, and finished him on the mat with just three seconds left in the first round;

- In a fast-paced, highly-entertaining match, DaMarques Johnson (15-7) earned a submission win with a triangle choke at 4:03 of the first round in a welterweight bout against Edgar Garcia (7-2);

- In a middleweight bout, Rousimar Palhares (19-2) submitted Lucio Linhares (13-5) with a heel hook at 3:21 of the second round;

- Johny Hendricks (8-0) remained undefeated, earning a dominant unanimous decision over Ricardo Funch (7-1) in a welterweight match.Two judges scored the match 30-27, while the third scored it 30-25;

- Matt Wiman (11-5) was awarded a unanimous decision over Shane Nelson (13-5) in a lightweight bout. All three judges scored the match 30-27.

- With the hot crowd firmly behind him, Alan Belcher (14-5) won a short but spectacular slugfest over Wilson Gouveia (12-7) in a match set at a catchweight of 195 pounds. Belcher was on the receiving end of some hard shots by Gouveia but survived to come back and land a right uppercut before finishing him on the mat at 3:03 of the first round.



FROM:
ddeibert@sp.canwest.com
Twitter.com/davedeibert

Monday, January 26, 2009

Affliction

Just as I hated to see Randy and Chuck hit the mat, it left me speechless to see Arlovski as a fallen giant. Emelianenko kept his WAMMA heavyweight championship belt and Arlovski still took home a stack of cash.

How much did Arlovski get paid to eat fist? Here are some facts from Fox Sports on MSN:

Andrei Arlovski pocketed $1.5 million to lead official paydays for Saturday's Affliction: Day of Reckoning, courtesy of figures released by the California State Athletic Commission.

However, these salaries do not account for undisclosed bonuses, hence Fedor Emelianenko's relatively small financial compensation.

Emelianenko's official payday does not include a win bonus, while Arlovski would have pocketed an extra $250,000 had he claimed the WAMMA heavyweight title.

The second highest earner was Josh Barnett, who took home $500,000 with no bonus for his third-round victory over Gilbert Yvel. Meanwhile, Yvel made $30,000 in his losing effort.

The total disclosed fighter payroll was $3.31 million.

Here are the full salary figures provided by the athletic commission:

Main Card:

  • Fedor Emelianenko $300,000 (no win bonus) def. Andre Arlovski $1,500,000 (win bonus would have been $250,000)
  • Josh Barnett $500,000 (no win bonus) def. Gilbert Yvel $30,000 (win bonus would have been $9,300)
  • Vitor Belfort $200,000 (includes $80,000 win bonus) def. Matt Lindland $225,000 (win bonus would have been $75,000)
  • Renato "Babalu" Sobral $90,000 (includes $30,000 win bonus) def. Rameau Thierry Sokoudjou $50,000 (win bonus would have been $50,000)
  • Paul Buentello $90,000 (includes $20,000 win bonus) def. Kiril Sidelnikov $10,000 (win bonus would have been $25,000)
  • Dan Lauzon $12,000 (no win bonus) def. Bobby Green $4,000 (win bonus would have been $4,000)
HDNet Undercard:
  • Antonio Rogerio Nogueira $150,000 (includes $30,000 win bonus) def. Vladimir Matyushenko $50,000 (win bonus would have been $30,000)
  • L.C. Davis $14,000 (includes $7,000 win bonus) def. Bao Quach $7,000 (win bonus would have been $6,000)
  • Albert Rios $6,000 (includes $3,000 win bonus) def. Antonio Duarte $3,000 (win bonus would have been $2,000)
  • Brett Cooper $10,000 (includes $5,000 win bonus) def. Patrick Speight $2,000 (win bonus would have been $3,000)
Swing Bout:
  • Jay Hieron $45,000 (includes $25,000 win bonus) def. Jason High $10,000 (win bonus would have been $5,000)

Besides the main event, a few of my favorite fights were:

"Babalu" vs Sokoudjou - The MMA community has been praising Sokoudjou for being "the next big thing" in mixed martial arts. However, this fight took Babalu to 32-7, which is quite impressive, and left Sokoudjou at 5-4. Will we see him fight again?

Lindland vs Belfort - I was on a "B" streak Saturday night; I rooted for Babalu, Belfort, and Barnett. Belfort, as usual, did not disappoint! After only 37 seconds in the ring, Belfort landed an overhand left hook that left Lindland's leg twitching. What an awesome knockout!

Yvel vs Barnett - Barnett took Yvel in the third round by tapout. Barnett's punch count saw that he landed 121 of 183 in those three rounds.


If you missed Lindland/Belfort or Arlovski/Emelianenko, you have got to check out MMATKO.com for the video. MMAPain also has it here.

Finally, if all of that made you miss Pulver vs Faber on Sunday, check out that fight video here.

What a crazy weekend!

Friday, December 19, 2008

Justin Levens Murder-Suicide

Justin Levens' death may have been part of a murder-suicide.

Authorities are looking into the possibility the former UFC fighter shot his wife, then killed himself.

Authorities said Thursday they are continuing their investigation into
the deaths of mixed martial arts fighter Justin Levens and his wife as
a possible murder-suicide, with Levens potentially the shooter.
An Orange County Sheriff's Department spokesman said Levens, 28, died
of a gunshot to the head, and his wife, Sara McLean-Levens, 25,
suffered a fatal single gunshot to the chest that penetrated her heart.

They were discovered in their Laguna Niguel condominium Wednesday
afternoon by McLean-Levens' mother, who had not heard from her daughter
in five days, said sheriff's spokesman Jim Amormino. The bodies had
apparently been in the home for at least a couple of days.

A handgun was found near Justin Levens' body, and Amormino said if it's
established to be a murder-suicide, the MMA fighter was "definitely the
shooter."

Levens, who fought as a lightweight, was suspended by the California
State Athletic Commission after testing positive for a banned
pain-killing medication earlier this year before the "Affliction
Banned" show at Honda Center. He would later fight and lose on an
Indian reservation card in Lemoore, and was troubled by a career on the
down slide, said his close friend, Tom Atencio, vice president of Seal
Beach-based Affliction Clothing.

"He had suffered quite a few consecutive losses. Fighting was his life
and it wasn't going well for him," Atencio said. "I wish I could answer
what happened. I don't know."

The MMA community reacted with grief and confusion about what might
have prompted the tragedy involving the former Ultimate Fighting
Championship and World Extreme Cagefighting athlete. The fighter,
raised in low-income housing projects in Philadelphia, had a rough
childhood and was "on his own since 15," said Atencio, who shared
holiday meals with Levens and called him "one of my best friends."
Levens was convicted in 2003 of spousal injury, according to Orange
County Superior Court records. He fought under the instruction of Marco
Ruas, a former bare-knuckle street-fighter in Brazil who won an early
UFC event (UFC 7), and coached several MMA fighters at his South Orange
County instruction facility. Levens went on to fight under Ruas in the
defunct International Fight League before losing that final fight in
Lemoore.

(Story from the LA Times)

Thursday, November 20, 2008

UFC 91.


It still hurts my stomach to think about it.

Quotes for the Yearbook

Junie Browning- I WISH you were in my weight class.
David Kaplan- I can't BE knocked out!; Man, this sushi is GREAT.; My fecal matter is precious.
John Polakowski- Let's hug.
Tom Lawlor- How's that taste, guys?
Frank Mir- Nogueira is nowhere near the athlete that I am.
Ryan Bader- Does this taste bitter to you?; Give me a Playboy and some sushi, and I'll be good.
Phillipe Nover- Nah, it's pretty good, man...wait, there's what in here?? *RETCH*; I am the toughest Registered Nurse on the planet right now.
Kyle Kingsbury- Oh, sure, you can have some of my California rolls; GOAAAAALLLL!!!!!
Roli Delgado- No, my black belt isn't a mail order.
Vinny Magalhaes- You're not mad, are you Nogueira? Are you? You're not, right?
Krzysztof Soszynski- This is a great prank, right, guys? Guys? Hello?? Did anybody see my prank??

Jules Bruchez, Shane Primm, Efrain Escudero, Shane Nelson, George Roop, Eliot Marshall: you guys need to say more entertaining things. Yawn~

Monday, October 27, 2008

UFC 90


  • Shitty crowd who booed practically every fight on the PPV Saturday night:
    What the hell is your problem?? I know you get upset when the ref won't pick up the fight or there's a guy doing more running than fighting. Yes, I know you paid much more for your seat than I did for my PPV. Still yet, that's one of the lowest, most immature things you can do. And then booing the Silva/Cote fight because of an injury, which is also totally impractical. If the guy really is hurt, he can't help it. I bet not one single person who was in the crowd booing would get up there and fight with that injury.







  • Hearing over and over that Cote was the only person to make it to Round 3 with Silva:
    Yeah, because it looked like Silva ran away the first two rounds! He danced and made magic fingers and stanced, stanced, stanced. But it didn't seem that he was in a fighting mood for those first two. You can't give Cote a whole lot of credit for making it to the third round, when he didn't have to do much to get there.







  • Dana White for adamantly declaring he will not promote women's MMA:
    ...But he will put them in a skimpy outfit and let them walk the ring with a big poster to announce which round is commencing. I'm just sayin'. I hope Affliction grabs fighters like Carano and Cyborg. Then I'll watch them with Emelianenko and Arlovski and be very content.







  • No Diego Sanchez:
    Yes, we knew it before the fight, but it deserves to be said: NO FAIR (with respect to Koscheck). It seemed like the whole fight was falling apart. Ricardo Almeida was replaced by Dan Miller. Drew McFedries replaced Reljic. Melvin Guillard was replaced by Shannon Gugerty. Gleison Tibau was replaced by Marcus Aurelio. Then they stuck Maynard and Clementi as the "co-main event". I'm hating this "co" nonsense! There is ONE main event, damn it!




  • With all that said: I'M MOTIVATED, JOE!


    -Pete Sell beat Josh Burkman by unanimous decision
    -Hermes Franca beat Marcus Aurelio by unanimous decision
    -Dan Miller beat Matt Horwich by unanimous decision
    -Spencer Fisher beat Shannon Gugerty by third-round submission (triangle choke)
    -Thales Leites beat Drew McFedries by first-round submission (rear-naked choke)
    -Sean Sherk beats Tyson Griffin by unanimous decision
    -Junior "Cigano" dos Santos defeated Fabricio Werdum by first-round KO
    -Gray Maynard beats Rich Clementi by unanimous decision
    -Thiago Alves defeats Josh Koscheck by unanimous decision
    -Anderson Silva beats Patrick Cote by third-round TKO

    Fight of the Night: Sean Sherk and Tyson Griffin
    Knockout of the Night: Junior dos Santos
    Submission of the Night: Spencer Fisher