Showing posts with label Tommy Toe Hold. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Tommy Toe Hold. Show all posts

Sunday, May 31, 2015

The Lo Down Podcast, Episode 11



This week, Tommy and I got positive and enjoyed the hell out of it. There are less hungry people in the world, there's less food waste in the world, there are little kids buying homeless people meals, there are huge corporations halting production to help the needy, and Ireland voted to legalize gay marriage. LET'S DO THIS...STUFF!


So Tommy's Lo and Rejoice topic was about this study that shows the amount of hungry people in the world has drastically dropped and says:

72 countries have achieved the Millennium Development target of halving proportion of the chronically undernourished. 
 In addition, 29 countries have met the more ambitious goal laid out at the World Food Summit in 1996, when governments committed to halving the absolute number of undernourished people by 2015.

How awesome is that? Of course world hunger is still a huge issue and we need to work even harder to drop that number down to zero. One way France is combating hunger is by making it illegal for supermarkets to throw away edible food.

A quote from that article states that the United States is one of the worst offenders with regard to food waste: food makes up the plurality of Americans' garbage, piling up approximately 35 million tons per year. The most troubling aspect of the amount of food waste is how much it's increased in recent years: Americans are tossing out 20 percent more food than they threw away in 2000, and 50 percent more than they discarded in 1990.

Many people are campaigning to have this measure passed in other countries. Because edible food is also tossed in with harmful substances such as ammonia, the companies are concerned about the health of the people eating from the trash as well as threat of legal liability.


In the same line of conversation, we talked about the owner of P.B. Jams in Oklahoma, Ashley Jiron, posting this sign on her shop window:


Ashley has sparked a Pay It Forward trend in her shop as well, and you can read more about her kind heart here.

Also in Oklahoma (you go, guys!), I found my official Lo and Rejoice topic: a 5 year old boy buying a homeless man a meal.


Josiah Duncan was eating with his mom when he noticed a man sitting by himself in the restaurant. After asking several questions about the man, Josiah's mom explained that the man was homeless and what it meant to be homeless. Josiah immediately decided to buy the man a meal, and to pray with the gentleman before he ate. Everyone in the restaurant was moved to tears, and I can't help but wonder how many lives he touched by that action. Certainly not just the homeless man, but even the bystanders, diners, waitresses, waiters, cooks, etc - what if he motivated every person in there to do something kind, and they in turn motivated other people? That's what goodness can do. That's what a kind, loving heart can do. It can change the world.

How do you feel about giving to the needy? Tommy and I discussed the types of people who feel like they're not giving anything because they don't know what the person will do with the money. And certainly, I can understand the concern of not wanting to fuel a drug addict's binge. But what if your one kind act is all it takes to change that person's life? What if your gesture kept them from giving up? What if you were put there in that moment to help because you can? If you give, Tommy and I think all that matters is that you give with a good heart. What becomes of your act is out of your control, but you can sleep well that night knowing that you did what you could to ease someone's hunger, or help give them a place to sleep that night. You have now changed that person's life.

Speaking of giving what you can, I have to give gigantic praise to Anheuser Bush for halting production of beer at their Georgia brewery to produce water for the victims of the Texas and Oklahoma storms.



Maybe it's a publicity stunt. Maybe it's not. Who cares? The important part is that needy people will find some relief in this act and again, those are thousands of worlds that have been touched and changed in some way and for the better. Bravo guys, I'll give you free publicity all day long (to all 10 of the people who read this).


Speaking of changing the world - CAN I GET A HELL YES FOR IRELAND?

I'm talking to you

Ireland has become the first nation to legalize gay marriage. Save me your criticism if you feel it because I don't care. I just don't. If it's against your religion or personal beliefs, that's totally OK. I understand and that's your right. But I for one think love... ALL LOVE...is beautiful and cherished. There is so much hate in this world. So much negativity! Let true love be recognized and appreciated and respected and supported. Let us in this lifetime see the end of discrimination against ANYBODY in terms of basic rights. Ireland has not forced anybody to become gay, to enjoy homosexuality, to approve of it or even acknowledge it. It has simply given every one of their people the basic human right to marry who they love. And I. Love. Love.

So hey Ireland...






Oh! Hi! Have you ever played the Sims? Have you ever discovered so many cheats that you had no real reason to play the game anymore? Their needs were met, you were a billionaire, you were just online chatting with hot babes all day.




Kinda took all the fun out of it, didn't it? I have nothing else to add here. Just bringing it up. Just think about it. Needs are kinda not so bad.

Know what else isn't so bad? Having a dad that owned an emerald mine. Oh hi Elon Musk, inventor of PayPal and all things awesome like SpaceX and Oculus Rift and Batman and Chris Nolan and Interstellar!

Those are facts.


But seriously, he did invent the first three things and if you haven't read about Oculus Rift:

For real for real

and other caddywhompus contraptions that lead us to ask: when will machines overthrow the human race and kills us all?

Yes, when. Not if. Just...give me a few years, OK guys?

It's actually such a concern that a bunch of smart people like Elon Musk and Stephen Hawking have created an organization called Future of Life Institute  to kind of help prevent that from happening as well as to deal with other matters of robo-ethics.

Speaking of which, I really really want to see Ex Machina:


OR DO I?!

I also want to go to a Dave and Buster's so I can play in this cool Star Wars pod:



and I also don't trust that thot Siri.


I found that on the internet so I know it's true so WHO'S CRAZY NOW?

Not me. THEM. THEY are.

Hmmph.


You know what else we know? WE DON'T KNOW. And neither does Joe Rogan. Because which one of us could assemble an iPhone, a TV, a car - even if given all of the parts?

The answer is Elon Musk and nobody.

So thank goodness we still have some older technology, good ol rats.



These adorable guys can sniff out an area for bombs, explosives, and other ammunition much faster than we puny humans can. They cover in 20 minutes what it would take a human with metal detectors FIVE DAYS to cover.

The best part? The rats are treated like heroes, are loved and hugged and cuddled, retired at age 6 and live the rest of their lives as happily as possible. And because they're so small they don't set off any of the dangerous items, not one rat has died doing their job.



We then wrapped up our rambling rambles with talks of disturing PSAs (you're welcome):



...and wondered who's right and wrong in today's society? Is it good to be protective of kids? How protective? How desensitized have we become? Have we always been this way? Will we get worse?

We pretty much concluded that it's important to be as happy as you can in your current situation - minus hurting other people or yourself, that is. Make the best of what you have, do what you can to help, and for heaven's sake never be mean to a robot.

PS: GO IRELAND!


Saturday, May 16, 2015

The Lo Down Podcast, Episode 9





This week, Tommy started off with the best Lo and Rejoice topic ever: a Manchester guy who gets potholes fixed by drawing huge penises around the problem. The video below shows some of his artwork, is hilarious, and also totally NSFW (or kids, unless you're cool with them seeing cartoon genitalia).



My topic was special to me because it was about my home state, South Carolina. Stephen Colbert announced that he was going to fund all requests posted on DonorsChoose.org from South Carolina schoolteachers. You can click here to read more about his much-needed donation to SC public schools.




We also talked about how Buckton Vale Primary school sent out a very encouraging letter to grade 6 students who were preparing to take an important test that week. Many schools get caught up in pushing kids to make great grades, especially because the schools require on certain scores to obtain funding and grants. However, this school took a slightly different approach and sent every student this letter:



And our conversation took a sordid turn, as it usually does, to the topic of books bound in human skin. Because why wouldn't it? 

It turns out that there's quite a selection of said books. The official title of skin bound books is "anthropodermic bibliopegy" which I completely failed to correctly pronounce, and campuses like Brown University, The University of Pennsylvania, Temple University, and several more all boast of having such books. 


The BBC has an interesting article on why these books aren't as unusual as you might think. You can click here for more info.

We also talked about a devastating turn in cartoon news this week. Harry Shearer, the voice of Principal Skinner, Kent Brockman, Mr. Burns, Waylon Smithers, Ned Flanders, Reverend Lovejoy, Dr. Hibbert, Lenny Leonard, Otto Mann, Rainier Wolfcastle, Dr. Marvin Monroe and many others on The Simpsons, has reportedly quit the show so he can pursue other projects. Since we recorded, there is talk of him being brought back but as of right now, he says he's done. RIP, cartoon voices of awesome people. RIP.




Speaking of awesome cartoon voices, who did your favorite Batman voice? What about the Joker? When I think of those guys, I think Michael Keaton and Jack Nicholson but Tommy automatically thinks of Kevin Conroy, who did the voice of Batman in the animated series. 




And of course Tim Conroy made us think of G Man.

Half Life FTW


Because again...why wouldn't it?

And if you're going to talk about the mysterious G Man and how we know nothing about life, we're naturally going to segue into talks of the mysterious Georgia Guidestones:


If you've never heard of the Georgia Guidestones and you enjoy sleeping at night, then skip this part. The Georgia Guidestones were mysteriously built by a mysterious person under mysterious circumstances for mysterious purposes. 

They are engraved with instructions or "guidestones to an age of reason":

1. MAINTAIN HUMANITY UNDER 500,000,000 IN PERPETUAL BALANCE WITH NATURE 

2. GUIDE REPRODUCTION WISELY - IMPROVING FITNESS AND DIVERSITY 

3. UNITE HUMANITY WITH A LIVING NEW LANGUAGE 

4. RULE PASSION - FAITH - TRADITION - AND ALL THINGS WITH TEMPERED REASON 

5. PROTECT PEOPLE AND NATIONS WITH FAIR LAWS AND JUST COURTS


These messages are also engraved in Russian, Hebrew, Arabic, Hindi, Chinese, Spanish, Swahili and some have speculated that they're instructions for the "end of time", possibly in a post-apocalyptic environment, or maybe even instructions to us today to shape up and get the world in better condition.

At any rate, it today's episode perfectly summed up the apparent theme of our podcast: "WE DON'T KNOW". We know nothing. We're told things. We read things. But this world is still full of so many topics on which we remain clueless. So let's go to outer space!

What's your favorite mystery?
Tell us on Twitter: @TommyToeHold or @aGirlyMMA and maybe we'll talk about it on a future episode of The Lo Down podcast. Thanks for listening (and reading). See you next week!





Sunday, April 19, 2015

The Lo Down Podcast, Episode 6

It's so hard to believe that this is only our sixth episode. If you've been following along each week or even if you've only listened to bits and pieces, you've probably seen that we talk about a LOT of stuff. Like, a lot lot. We don't talk about MMA too much, although it gets brought up sometimes, and we don't stick to singular themes either. It's sort of a seven degrees of Kevin Bacon situation or a good Dave Barry post - we start with one topic, it snowballs into everything that topic reminds us of, and a lot of times we come full circle and finish up with a thought from the original topic.

Basically, what I'm saying is, our podcast is schizophrenic. And whether you've listened to just one of our episodes or even listened to six, thank you- from all of the many personalities here at Ash and Tommy, Inc.




This week we started off with good news in our Lo and Rejoice segment. Tommy's topic was a hero in an Eagles jacket who lept down onto dangerous SEPTA tracks to save a man after a fall. Some people freeze, some people run away, some people decide to just stand there. Not our hero, though. Charles Collins jumps in like a boss.




My choice this week wasn't so much about heroes in the moment of crisis; my choice was about two quiet heroes who take care of things many people will never notice. Jia Haixia and Jia Wenqi are two remarkable men in northeastern China who plant around 1,000 trees a year, and to date have planted around 10,000. While that's remarkable in it's own right, both men face extraordinary challenges: Haixia was born blind in one eye and lost sight in his other eye in 2000 in an accident. Wenqi lost both arms in an accident at 3 years of age. They've leased 8 acres of land and now plant trees to help protect the area from flooding.



And naturally, as we talked about everyday heroes, our topic turned to Nicholas Cage. How does he make so many movies? Is he a rogue time traveler?

And what about superheroes? Are those glasses really fooling anybody, Clark Kent? We know that's your chin, Bruce Wayne. Gwen Stacy...Mary Jane...you honestly can't tell that's Peter Parker? Really?

The Nicholas Cage conversation led us to the question: what's your favorite "guilty pleasure" movie? What movie do you really enjoy that other people make fun of, refuse to watch, or just really hate? Tommy used Snake Eyes as his example, because....Nicholas Cage.




I chose Kalifornia because quite frankly I freeze under pressure and it was the best thing I could come up with at the time. To be fair, it was a very entertaining (to me) film that didn't do well theatrically, so I win. Everything. Life. Your car. It's all mine now. You're welcome. If you've never seen either of those movies, go watch them. Or just look at the poster, listen to our podcast, and you'll pretty much figure out everything you need to know.



Tommy and I love movies. Between us, we've seen every movie ever made, even underground indie movies that have never been professionally produced. We are kind of like the raccoons of the movie world - we'll eat ANYTHING.

I mean, watch. Watch anything. (PS Got any Pop-Tarts?)

Some people though, they get genuinely angry over "bad" movies. "NO" they shout as you play Transformers: Dark of the Moon for the 37th time. "NO HOW COULD YOU DESTROY THE ENTIRE HISTORY OF CINEMATIC PERFECTION BY VIEWING SUCH INANE MATERIAL?" and then they likely file their nails and work on gazing at the horizon in a far more superior manner than you yourself could ever gaze. They refuse to watch movies that aren't Academy Award material or directed by guys who only speak Portuguese even though they were born and raised in Illinois. If you are one of those people, please tell me now so that I never try to watch a movie with you. Because I will watch Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly and I will Laugh. My. Ass. Off. I'm not a movie snob or a book snob. I'll read Chuck Palahniuk and follow it up with Judy Blume. I don't care. JUDGE ME BRO.

So even though we're not snobs, we do have movies that we maybe don't care for, wouldn't watch again, or have been traumatized by. You know what traumatized me? This:


If you don't know what this is, good for you. SPOILER ALERT: it's Kurt Russell drowning in Poseidon and it's horrifying. It's one of the most unsettling drowning scenes in films and it makes my stomach hurt.

Drowning is pretty bad, but know what else about water is scary? Freakin everything. Tommy brings up the fact that humans have only explored 5% of the ocean - and I think we can all agree that the 95% we don't know about is going to be a million times worse than what we DO know about, which is sharks, jellyfish, giant squids, alligators, the Half Life monster, and Cthulhu.

Oh Cthulhu. H. P. Lovecraft, you wonderful horrible man. Your brilliant/demented mind led generations of people to give us their own take on Cthulhu, like this little gem:




I mean, can you honestly even right now? CAN YOU EVEN? Is it possible to even after viewing this picture? Because I can't even. Here, let me fix that for you:




OK, whew. That was a close one. But....RIGHT? The ocean is a vast, unknown expanse that we know pretty much nothing about. So you know what we should do? Hey I've got it! Let's send people to space! It's like someone giving up three questions in on a 500 question math test and tackling a physics exam. I know nothing about this topic so I'll just pretend to go master this topic instead. 

Moral of the story? Never leave your house. Better yet, don't even leave your bed. Just sit there. Right there. Wherever you are, stay there and wait for the next podcast. You're better off, I promise. It's not like you'll ever be the best at anything. 

You'll never be The Rock.

But you know what? That's OK. It's fine. Just don't be Westboro Baptist Church and you'll do alright. 





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Thursday, March 26, 2015

The Lo Down Podcast Episode 4


Lo and Rejoice:


Interdasts:







This week we mainly talked about horror movies. Here's what we came up with:

Our favorites:
  • Halloween
  • The Shining
  • The Evil Dead

Best surprise plots:

  • Shutter Island
  • Cabin in the Woods

Best jump-scare moments:

Linda Blair backwards crab walking in The Exorcist. This graphic is actually the stunt double because the original is too terrifying for me to Google. But you go right ahead.
The girl in the closet and her horrifying face in The Ring. This actually hurts my stomach.
This girl screaming at her dad in Apartment 143. Just more proof that teenager girls are completely terrifying.



Too gruesome to ever watch again:

  • I Spit on Your Grave
  • Hostel




If you're interested in links to topics from some of our older episodes, click here.